A dinner party of different nationalities ....

A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it.* The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass.* The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass.* The Finn picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine.* The Russian drank the wine, fly and all.* The Chinese ate the fly but left the wine.* The Jew caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.* The Roman drank two thirds of the wine and then demanded to have new wine.* The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish for cod.* The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the wine, which he then donated to the Englishman.* The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a 65 million dollar compensation for mental suffering.* The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and roared: `Now spit out all that you swallowed!!`

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